Doesn't this picture speak for itself? What do you think they use those oars for? With a little duck tape, and some Viagra, these flamming fruitcakes could imagine that they had penises. Nice shorts guys or should I say fudgepackers.
These cum guzziling, Kielbasa loving, Cock Sucking, Shlongkabobing, Ass Fingering queers only wish they could get with that chick. Well, she did want them until she found out they were wearing A&F clothes, and realized those were just oars, not real penises. Ouch.
Look at this Genital-less, Ass Eating, Cock Chomping, Cucumber Swallower jump and reach for what he thinks is a testicle, something he's never had in his life. But he has tasted before. Hairy. Pull your fucking pants up, you pansy. You're not cool, jack-ass.
 
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