Here it is folks.
The joke of the week. Now, some jokes may be funnier than others.
In fact, they are. In the spririt of this, we have added a joke grading
system.
*Note that the Joke will
be changed every SUNDAY.
No sooner, no later.
Superior joke. As funny as can
be.
Good joke. Very funny, could
have been slightly funnier.
Fair joke. Cute; Got a chuckle, could have
been better.
Poor joke. Got a smile, but wasn't
funny.
Terrible joke. Got a frown.
Gives jokes a bad name.
Also, because of the
fact that some jokes are dirtier than others, and may contain strong language,
we have developed a system to show the content of the joke, so you can
determine whether or not you wish to read the joke.
Contains little or no vile content. Suitable for all.
Contains mildly vile content.
Suitable for most peole.
Contains strong vile content.
Suitable for older audiences.
Contains very strong vile content.
Mature audiences only
And finally, at the end
of each joke, there will be a little comment such as, "Zing Pow" or "AAIIEE!"
This Week's Joke of the
Week
A sailor takes a walk
down the beach before his next trip. The next thing he sees is a
blond girl crying her eyes out. He asks here "what's the matter?"
She replies, "Well, my boyfriend just dumped me, and I loved him, so now,
I'm going to kill myself!" "Don't do that" says the sailor.
"I'll tell you what," he says. "If you don't kill yourself, I'll
take you on my next trip. We're going to Europe, so it will take
a while to get there. Now since now civilions are allowed on the
ship, I'll have to take you on as a stowaway. But not to worry.
I'll give you a place to stay on the boat, I'll feed you, give you water
to drink, and then I'll screw you. Then when we get to Europe, I'll
marry you." And the blond girl agrees. So the next day, the
sailor sneeks the girl onto the boat. And for the next 3 weeks, he
gave her a place to stay, he fed her, gave her water to drink, and screwed
her. The next day, the captain of the ship found the blond girl hiding.
He asked what she was doing. She said "Well, one of your sailors
saved my life, and told me he would take me on this boat to Europe.
He said he'd give me a place to stay, food to eat, water to drink, and
then he'd screw me. Then when we got to Europe, he'd marry me."
"Well," said the captain, "He sure did screw you...this is the Statton
Island Ferry!"
AAIIEE!
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